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ìThe Sound of Beerî or ìThe Hills are alive with the sound of Beerî

ìThe Over Sharing Songî

For when someone starts to tell you something that you don't want to know anything more about. Author Unknown, Told to Giovanni by Shannon the Candle and Jewelry Maker from the Greater Baronial Marche of the Debatable Lands area. Sung badly to the tune ìDeck the Hallsî Notes for singers:Ý The lines that sort of form sentences should be sung as closely to the melody and rhythm of ìDeck The Hallsî as is possible.Ý However the ìBla la lasî should be true to Deck in rhythm only.Ý Each singer should try to sing the Blas in their own mono tone and to ensure that each mono tone is unique, each singer should also place their index fingers in their ears, as if emulating someone who didn't want to hear any more on the subject.Ý (This is quite a lot of explanation for such a little song, eh?) That was too much information Bla la la la la la la la la We donít share your fascination Bla la la la la la la la la Please now end this conversation Bla la la la la la la la la Or there will be immolation* Bla la la la la la la la la Ý [Back to Index] [This Listing in the Index] [GO TO MENU]

ìThe Pirate Alphabetî

(spoken, not stirred) author unknown (credit will be given where credit is due)

slight updates made on Tuesday, December 30, 2003 2:01 PM

A - ìA, A beer.î
B - ìB, BóIóR, Beer.îÝÝ Alt: ìB, Makes Honey, Honey, makes Meadî
C - ìC, the thing we sail on.î
D - ìD, Das beer.î (German Pirates or German Beer)
E - ìE,Ý íE needs a beer.î
F - ìF,Ý íF I only had a beer.î
G - ìGee, I wish I had a beer."
H - ì ëH and every one of you íere needs a beer!î
I - ì I could use a beer.î
J - ìJay, the guy what serves the beer.î
K - ìKay, Jayís wife.î (Someone should give a wink, wink, nudge, nudge to another performer of the alphabet at this point, as if Kay is a REAL good looker, or... Something...)
L - ì íeLL óó oops, sorry, there may be Ladies present.î
M - ì íM folks over there, they needs a beer.î
N - ìN,Ý íNother beer?î
O - ìOh, I wish I had a beer.î
P - ìP. Self explan-i-tree.î (Self explanatory)
Q - ìQueue, a French word.î
R - ìArrrrrrrrrgh, A Pirateís favorite word.î
S - ì íS - the thing you fall on when you've had enough beer.î
T - ìTea, Why we beat the British.î
U - ìU, need a beer.î
V - ìVe, need a beer.î (Sweedish Pirates)
W - ìDouble U, You and You need a beer.î
X - ìeX, Jayís former wife.î (Someone should say "OOOOOH, Don't go there!" and shake their head almost violently in the local form of "No" used in head motions...at this point in the "performance").
Y - ìY, I need a beer.î
Z - ìZ, Zee Beer.î (French Pirates)

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ìThe Sound of Beerî

(or ìThe Hills Are Alive With The Sound Of Beerî)

(sung very badly to the tune of ìDoe, a deerî) authors unknown (credit will be given where credit is due) Dough, the thing to buy my beer, Ray, the guy what sells the beer, Me, the guy who drinks my beer, Fa, long way to go for beer, So, I think Iíll have a beer, La, Iíll have another beer, Tea, No thanks Iíll have a beer, Which brings us back to Dough, Ray, Me, Fa So, La, Tea, Dough. (Burp) [Back to Index] [This Listing in the Index] [GO TO MENU]

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Footnotes

*imïmoïlate (imíe latí) vt.Ý -latíed, -latíingÝ [< L. immolare, sprinkle with sacrificial meal]Ý to kill as a sacrifice óimímoïlaítionÝ n. [Return from Footnote] Ý