As SPAM® has not been invented yet, all electronic purveyors of such ilk should know the following:I offer a service to those who send me unsolicited e-mail. I charge a fee of $5000.00 per un requested advertisement mail in return for which I proofread said document. E-mail documents containing valid WWW (HTTP) addresses will be charged an additional $5000.00 per address listed, and for any additional links in the WWW documents, in return for which I will not only proofread the English portion of the document, I will also correct HTML and JavaScript errors and help bring all linked pages up to current web standards for ALL browsers, and compliance with visual or audio impaired clients. If your site contains or links to a WWW search engine, you are responsible for paying for any sites I can call up on that engine for proofreading. So if you want my services, e-mail that stuff to me, as it will be your binding contract with me here in the state of Pennsylvania, and I will prosecute those who breach this contract by sending unsolicited advertising e-mail but no money order. Thank you for your consideration of my services. Tell all your friends. (PS, I refuse to remove myself from a mailing list I never put myself on. It is your responsibility to remove ME if you don't agree with my terms.

I will accept legitimate inquiries for business I am involved in, and mail from friends and relations. Remember, If you are selling something and I didn't ask you to send it to me, it means that you agree to the terms of the above contract. I never sign my self up for commercial email at web sites I do business with, or agree to be a part of solicitations at any web site beyond information related to a specific product I may already own. You will receive the proofreading services after I receive the Money Order. If I have to prosecute to get that money or a lean against your business or personal property, that is not my problem, but it will be yours. Think before you push that send button, or have your "robot" do it for you. Sincerely Garth Schafer